You are DAVE STRIDER and you are 24 YEARS OLD. You remember almost NOTHING about the BETA session. You BARELY REMEMBER that it even HAPPENED. Now you RAISE your KID BRO and work as a PROFESSIONAL DJ. Screw what people say you make good MONEY.
You go trough each DAY looking for SOMETHING but you don't know WHAT. You feel LOST but you keep on. You have to, otherwise NO ONE would be able to TEACH your BRO about the ways of IRONY. Your chumhandle remains TURNTECHGODHEAD though you rarely use it anymore. You should probably GIVE UP SMOKING. Oh well.